Private Showing of the LEGO® Star Wars™ Death Star™

Welcome, welcome! So glad you could make it. Right this way, please. Yes, past the Stormtroopers. Don’t worry, they’re mostly for show.  

You’ve been pre-approved for galactic domination, so today, we’re delighted to give you an exclusive private showing of the biggest LEGO® Star Wars™ UCS residence ever listed on the battle station market, the LEGO Star Wars Death Star. Constructed around 0 BBY, this multi-level station pays homage to the galaxy-renowned architect Galen Erso, is made from 9,023 bricks and spans six floors. It comes fully furnished and equipped and with a troop of 38 minifigures and droids. Simply a construction out of this galaxy.  

Great, now that you’re settled, let’s begin the private showing. We’ll start at the hangar bay and work our way up. Mind the air shaft, please.

Here we are. Your very own private hangar bay. Go ahead and take a deep breath. Aaah! Fuel, oil, burnt hydrocarbons and just a hint of ozone. You simply can’t put a price on that.  

The hangar bay comes with its very own docking accommodations with perfect room for your Imperial Shuttle, which is standard for properties of this caliber. And the open floor plan here really makes it feel… vast! Perfect for dramatic entrances or surprise visits.

Just through the blast door here, reinforced of course, we enter the trash compactor room. Fully operational and easily manually controlled. The current owners, though, have mentioned a slight dianoga issue, but it’s nothing to worry about at all. Harmless, really. Consider it an exotic pet… with tentacles. 

You can access the compactor mechanism from the rear of the construction in case of, say… accidental entrapment or if you have guests who need a little… perspective. 
Mind the walls, please. They do move.

Now, let’s take the elevator system. Well, the Emperor doesn’t do stairs, of course. This is yet another great feature of the residence, where the multi-level elevator shafts link every floor from the hangar to the Imperial Throne Room. As you can see, the Death Star has a lot of hallways with droids for those little errands. But be prepared – sometimes, they do talk back.  

This way now, watch your head. Let’s step into your very own private meditation room. Ideal for deep breathing exercises or just for whenever you want to block out the noise that comes with living in the middle of the galaxy. And right next door, you have the tractor beam for whenever you feel like manipulating gravity. And just over the bridge here, mind your step, it’s a long way down, you have access to the cell block control room and a cell neatly arranged for efficient Rebel imprisonment or… ahem... unwanted guests, don’t we all have that sometimes?

Great! Come this way, please, I’ll just extend the bridge so we can step into the conference room. There we go. Equipped with sleek interior, built-in seating, a massive conference table and just perfect for board meetings or very… tense family dinners. 

Now, moving on to the Superlaser Control Room, and right next to it, your very own Superlaser Planet Destroyer. While we can’t demonstrate it today for legal reasons, we assure you it works exquisitely. The current owners recently tested it on Alderaan. Poof! No more annoying neighbors.

Great, one more floor and – ah yes, here it is. The crown jewel of the station, the Emperor’s Throne Room. Just look at that view! Floor-to-ceiling galaxy panorama, a view to destroy for! And the acoustics? Spectacular! Although you haven’t truly experienced the power until you’ve monologed in this room. 

Watch your step, this catwalk has seen a few… falls. On the side here, we have a laser canon. This is the Death Star after all, so of course it’s fully equipped with signature weaponry on both sides.

Oh, and before we wrap up, now that you have seen all six floors, just a little heads-up. Once you move in and get settled, don’t be surprised if you start noticing a few… um… surprises in the walls, ceilings or even floors. That’s simply Imperial craftsmanship. Nothing to worry about, unless you’re a Rebel, of course.  

So… here you have it! The LEGO Star Wars Death Star – a residence and a weapon in one. Don’t worry, we’ll throw in the instructions. What do you think? Shall we start drafting your offer or prepare the paperwork? There’s simply nothing else quite like it on the market. Not in this system, or any other for that matter. I can assure you, once you’ve experienced the power of the Death Star, it’s hard to settle for anything less.