"It’s a beautiful sunny afternoon in the city and here are today’s top headlines from station TREX: "Police are dismissing the unconfirmed sightings of dinosaurs on the outskirts of the city as ‘just a lot of craziness. Chief Daniels has confirmed that dinosaurs are extinct and so could not be rampaging toward the borders. But scientists insist they have identified at least one species of raptor and several strange breeds of lizard that may be mutants of some sort. "Wait, this bulletin just handed me – a flying creature identified as a Pteranodon has been spotted above the Jeremy Building, headquarters of this radio station. Citizens are being advised to stay indoors until police have investigated this sighting. Wait! I can see it now! It’s right outside! It’s heading for our transmission tower and – Kkzzzzkkk kkhsszzgzzzzzzzzkkkazzzzz"