Security Guard #70901 has been at this job for years without anything serious ever happening. Sure, he’s got plenty of special gear for emergencies, like an oxygen mask and air tanks, but when would he ever need to use them? Nah, he can probably kick back, relax, and enjoy a cup of toasty hot coffee. Say, is it starting to feel a little chilly in here to you? Bat-Fact: Would rather work somewhere warmer.